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One orchestrator, eleven specialist agents. You say the word — Simon runs the ads, writes the copy, sends the email, builds the funnels and ships the video. Autonomously.
Say it once. Watch it happen.
No command line. No cryptic syntax. You tell Simon what you want like you'd text a co-founder — then it makes the change in your store and creates the content to promote it. You just watch.
Lavender Candle
Soy wax · 50-hour burn · small-batch
Interactive demo — sample answers from every teammate. In the real Simon they don't just answer, they do the work.
You don't have a marketing problem. You have a bandwidth problem.
You started this thing because you saw an opening. A real one. And for a while it worked — until it started winning. Now there's an ad to write, an email to send, a TikTok to post, a metafield to update, a brief to draft — and that's just before lunch.
You've tried the obvious fixes. ChatGPT for copy. Canva for images. A VA for posting. A $4,000-a-month agency that ghosted you on month three. An automation tool that promised to “10× your output” and turned out to be a glorified Zapier.
None of it solved the actual problem: the work doesn't fit in one person's head anymore — and every tool you tried still needs you to be the one driving.
What if you stopped driving — and started directing?
A fleet of specialized AI agents, each trained on a single craft, each able to call the others. You hand the fleet a directive — the CEO breaks it into pieces, delegates to the right specialist, watches the chain run, and reports back when it's done.
You stop being the operator. You become the boss.
Simon has a whole team. Just tell them what you need.
No tech skills. No learning curve. Pick who you need, type it like a text message, and they answer — right here. This is exactly how it feels to use Simon every day.
Twelve specialists, one boss. You just talk — they handle the rest.
Connects to the tools you already own.
Simon doesn't replace your stack — it plugs into it. A guided setup wizard walks you through connecting the accounts you want to use, one at a time: it shows you exactly where each login or key lives and what to paste, like a friend who already knows where every button is. You bring your own accounts; connect only what you need.
It doesn't just work. It gets better on its own.
Simon is a fully self-contained learning system. Every week it audits its own logs, finds its weaknesses, and patches them — so the same mistake never happens twice. Then it goes hunting for new skills and upgrades the ones it already has.
Audits its own logs
Every week it reads back everything the fleet did, scores it against your rules, and isolates exactly where it underperformed.
Fixes weaknesses automatically
It writes the fix into the relevant agent's brain — a new hard rule — so the same failure mode is permanently closed off.
Hunts for better skills
It searches for new skills, benchmarks them against the ones it runs today, and swaps in anything that beats the incumbent.
Five legendary minds. One unstoppable answer.
Before you bet real money on an idea, run it past the council. Simon convenes the top five minds in the world — and Claude itself — debates your move from five angles, then hands you one plan they all agree on.
After the five reactions land, Simon weighs them against modern (2026) knowledge — current AI, recent industry shifts, and everything outside the historical figures' expertise — then reconciles the debate into a single recommendation.
A staging area for your whole site. Deploy when you say go.
Tell the fleet “add a hero CTA on the homepage” or “fix Core Web Vitals on /products.” It stages every change to a private draft — nothing touches your live site. You preview it, then deploy with one tap.
Stage everything
Every edit lands in a private draft you can preview in full before a single visitor sees it.
One-tap deploy
Happy with the draft? Hit Deploy. Simon pushes it live and logs the revision for rollback.
Core Web Vitals
Ask it to fix speed and SEO on any route. It diffs against live and only ships what improves.
“Doesn't running 15 AI agents cost a fortune?”
Not the way most people fear. If you're grandfathered into Claude Pro, Simon runs on the same login you already use to chat with Claude — no separate API bill to start. Push the fleet hard and Claude will rate-cap you; when you hit that ceiling you top up with API credits to keep it moving.
From Simon itself: one flat $97/month. No per-agent fees, no per-token billing from us, no surprise invoice. Your Claude usage is separate, paid to Anthropic, and entirely in your control.
Runs on a grandfathered Claude Pro login; top up with API credits if you outrun the rate cap.
Same goal. Three very different months.
You can drive Claude by hand, rent it through someone else's per-token meter, or give it a trained team and a clean dashboard. Walk through all three.
Claude on its own
You're the operator, the writer and the filing cabinet. Claude just types fast.
Viktor
Easier to talk to. Still your job to manage — and the meter never stops running.
Here's the caption draft you asked for…
↳ thread — 47 replieswhere did tuesday's ad copy end up??
It's in one of the threads above 🙂
Simon
You say it once. The team executes, the results file themselves, the bill stays flat.
Get Simon → $97/moSame Claude underneath. Completely different month.
Everything it does. One clean screen.
Click around — this is a faithful replica of the Simon dashboard. No messy threads, no scrollback archaeology: you talk, the team works, the results file themselves.
Faithful replica — the real dashboard ships with your membership.
One membership. 100+ brands. Zero new hires.
Simon wasn't built in a lab — it was battle-tested on live e-commerce brands shipping daily ads, daily emails, daily content, with real revenue on the line. The brains you get are the exact brains those brands run on. And the math is brutal: covering ads, copy, email, social, design, video and SEO for one brand costs $65,000+ a year even done lean. Simon does that work for $1,164 a year — and one membership scales to 100+ brands.
From zero to autonomous in about an hour.
Clone, bootstrap, open Claude
One command in Terminal pulls the system, installs everything, and opens a Claude session inside it. No coding required.
Type /setup. Answer questions.
Claude becomes your setup wizard — one question at a time, every integration walked through, every config file written and verified for you.
Open it from your phone
Magic-link locked to your email. The HUD loads, you start chatting with the CEO, and the fleet is live.
Here's the whole box.
/setup wizard — Claude walks you through the full integration end-to-end.Everything above. Less than a steak dinner.
/setup wizard + brand-DNA frameworkMonth to month. No contracts, no lock-in.
Simon is $97/month. Stay as long as it's running your business — cancel the moment it isn't, right from Stripe, no email required. Because you get the full repository the instant you join, all sales are final — but there's no contract either, so you're only ever one month in. You're in control every single month.
Questions I asked myself before I built this.
Do I need to be a developer?
Do I need an Anthropic API key?
What if I don't have a Mac?
What if my business isn't e-commerce?
What does the self-learning system actually do?
Is this a subscription?
Do you offer refunds?
Can I run more than one brand on it?
What if the agents go off-script?
You already know what year-from-now you wishes you'd done.
A year from now, the operators who solved the bandwidth problem will have outpaced the ones who didn't — by an order of magnitude. Simon is $97 a month. The work it replaces costs $65,000+ a year — per brand. That's the whole decision.